and I am SORRY you have horrible taste in literature! Maybe you should stop reading those disgusting red dress press books and just MAYBE you'd get some money back, but don't you DARE come in here and accuse me of not giving you as much money as everyone else who works in the store, trust me if it were anyone else they'd give you 50 freakin cents for your horrible ass taste.
I am SORRY that you are so fertile that you have 35 kids running around like little wolverines but I will NOT babysit your maniac offspring. Do not think that going into a store gives you and your horrible spawn free reign to just tear things apart and think there will be no consequences. In what world is any of this behavior acceptable?? Please someone tell me so I can close that door securely and maybe throw some fucking "cents" at them on their way out.
Oh and old guy who tries to be "cute" with the younger girls by telling off color and borderline sexual jokes, IT'S NOW CALLED SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
STOP IT. I. AM. NOT. AMUSED.